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So I'm going to Italy. I'm leaving tomorrow. "Oh!" you say. "You are SO lucky. I envy you!" "Oh," I say in return, "you really shouldn't." Here's why: -12 hour flight from LA to London, and then ANOTHER flight from London to Milan. -I do not speak Italian. -I am there with my boss. -From 10am to 6pm I get to stare at the inside walls of a conference hall and watch trailers of really. bad. movies. -I have roughly 3 or 4 hours to go out and catch dinner before I should get back to the hotel and go to bed. This is when I get to "see the country." In the dark. While eating. -Jet lag. From hell. -I expect I'll get sick while I'm over there. -I get nod my way through my days, pretending to understand my clients broken English. -ANOTHER 12 hour flight plus connection. -Whatever, it's a WORK trip. Which, if I fail to perform on it, will probably get me fired. Whee! Only not. So, don't envy me. It's going to suck. And really, the lower I set my standards, the more I hope to be surprised. But please, PLEASE don't say "Oh! Italy! You lucky bitch!" Unless you're rolling your eyes and being sarcastic. "Italy is a paradise for horses and hell for women."--German saying
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