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Fired.

Sacked.

I am now one of the unemployed masses.

And to be honest, I don't feel all that badly about it. I think this will actually be a step in the right direction and it will all work out for the best.

In the meantime, if you see me walking along a bridge or anything, would you mind picking me up and talking me down?

Thanks.

"You're out."--My somewhat tactless boss this morning.