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So my Mom got me a new toaster and lately I've been eating a lot of toast. More than is healthy, I would say. It's just the novelty, though, and I'll cut back soon enough. No need to worry. That's not what this post is about, anyway. I was telling my friend Kylee about my unfortunate increase in toast consumption when she stopped me in the middle of my carbo-loaded story. It went something like this: Me: Oh my God, Kylee, my mom got me a new toaster and I cannot seem to stop myself from eating toast. So much toast! I... Kylee: Wait. Hee hee. Say that again. Me: Say what again? Kylee: The thing about the toast. Me: What about the toast? Kylee: HEE! Me: What? Stop! What? Kylee: Oh my God, that entire sentence. With the toast. Me: What about the toast?! Kylee: HAA! HEE! Me: Seriously, Kylee. Kylee: It's just the way you said toast. Oh my God, that just took me back home. Me: I do not have that bad of an accent. Kylee: Yeah, normally you don't. But you should hear yourself say "toast." Say toast. Me: Kylee: Say toooooaaast! Me: Piss off. And really, I don't have that bad of an accent. Kylee is from the exact same small northern Michigan town than I am, too, so it's not like there's a hell of a lot of leeway for her there, anyway. Though to be honest, I hear that a lot. Things like: "What did you just call that soda?" "Hey, where are you from?" "Aw, your accent is so cute!" But folks, it could be a LOT worse. Trust me. I could be a Yooper or something. So, the next time I say "toast" or something else you find equally funny, just keep in mind that where I'm from, you're the one with the accent. Also, chances are I'm a lot bigger than you. "Ahh, geez-o-pete, ya soun' like my sisterr." -- The Michigan Accent Pronunciation Guide
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