�

[LIZ]

Pop

[ANNIE]

Twix

[JUNE]

TV

[HUNYAK]

Unemployment

[VELMA]

Swimsuits

[MONA]

Internet!

[LIZ]

Pop

[ANNIE]

Twix

[JUNE]

TV

[HUNYAK]

Unemployment

[VELMA]

Swimsuits

[MONA]

Internet!

[LIZ]

Pop

[ANNIE]

Twix

[JUNE]

TV

[HUNYAK]

Unemployment

[VELMA]

Swimsuits

[MONA]

Internet!

[ALL]

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have myself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

[VELMA]

I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ]

Pop

[ANNIE]

Twix

[JUNE]

TV

[HUNYAK]

Unemployment

[VELMA]

Swimsuits

[MONA]

Internet!

[LIZ (Spoken)]

You know how people

have these little habits

That they can�t let go. Like me.

I like to drink Diet Coke.

No, not drink. GUZZLE.

Well, I came home this one day

And I am really thirsty, and

looking for a little something to drink

and there's Diet Coke layin'

in the fridge, asking me to drink it

No, not drink it.

Guzzle it. So, I said to it,

I said, "Diet Coke, you tempt me like that one more time..."

and it did.

So I took the bottle from the fridge

and I poured two warning sips...

...into my mouth.

[GIRLS]

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have myself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have myself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you were addicted,

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

[ANNIE (Spoken)]

I ate chocolate from

Pennsylvania about two years ago

and it told me it was low in fat

and we hit it off right away.

So, I started eating it everyday.

I'd go to work, I'd come home, It�d

unwrap itself, It'd be my dinner.

Well, it was like heaven in

two and a half calories.

And then I found out,

"Low fat" it told me?

Low fat, my ass. Not only

was it fattening

...oh, no, it had six grams.

One of those Hershey�s, you know. So one

night, when I came home, it unwrapped itself

as usual.

You know, some girls just can't stick

to their diets.

[GIRLS]

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have myself

To blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have done the same

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have myself

to blame

If you'd have been there

If you were addicted,

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

[VELMA AND HUNYAK]

Pop, Twix, TV, Unemployment

Swimsuits, Internet

[JUNE (Spoken)]

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

cookin� up Ramen for dinner,

minding my own business,

and on switches the TV,

in a fit of reruns.

"You already seen this episode,"

it says. It was crazy

and it kept screamin',

"you already seen this episode."

And then I watched it anyway.

I watched that episode ten times!

[GIRLS]

Pop, Twix,

TV, Unemployment,

Swimsuits, Internet

Pop, Twix,

TV, Unemployment,

Swimsuits, Internet

Pop, Twix,

TV, Unemployment,

Swimsuits, Internet

[ALL]

If you'd have been there

If you had my life,

I betcha you would have done the same!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]

Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,

hogy fired me lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg

lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan

vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja

EDD hogy en tettem. probaltam

a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

[JUNE (Spoken)]

Yeah, but did you lose your benefits?

[HUNYAK]

UH UH, Thank God!

[VELMA]

The swimsuit I have

I�ve had for a long time

And I was thinking,

it was time for a new one.

Now, for the last few weeks

I haven�t been getting paid

so I haven�t been able

to buy a thing.

Well, this one night I was on JCrew.com,

just looking through the swimsuits

havin' a few laughs and

I saw this reversible two piece

So I think, reversible?

That�s like two suits.

and a two piece, that�d

be like four suits.

So I wouldn�t be spending all that much.

Well, I was in such a state of debt,

I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I got my Visa bill

I even knew I bought it.

I had it coming

I had it coming

I had it coming all along

I didn't buy it

But if I'd bought it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[VELMA]

I had it coming

[GIRLS]

She had it coming

[VELMA]

I had it coming

[GIRLS]

She had it coming

[VELMA]

I had it coming

[GIRLS]

They took her paychecks

[GIRLS]

In my shopping prime

[VELMA]

I didn't buy it

But if I'd bought it

[GIRLS]

And they fired her

[VELMA]

How could you tell me

That I was wrong?

[MONA]

I love the internet

more than I can possibly say.

I can be a real bored girl�

I check my email a lot.

More than is healthy

I think.

I have so many different accounts

I can�t keep them straight.

Hotmail, Yahoo

Lycos, and Pilot.

I guess you can say I�m dependant

on electronic communication.

You say it�s too much,

and I say, �is that my inbox?�

[GIRLS]

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have

myself to blame

If you had no one

To talk to,

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

I had it coming

I had it coming

I only have

myself

To blame.

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

[LIZ (Spoken)]

You tempt me one more time!

[ANNIE (spoken)]

Low fat my ass.

[JUNE (Spoken)]

Ten times!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]

Miert csukott EDD bortonbe.

[VELMA (Spoken)]

Really four swimsuits.

[MONA (Spoken)]

Too much email.

[ALL]

I betcha you would have done the same!