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So I'm going to let you in on my average daily menu. Breakfast: Toast. Lunch: Ramen noodles. Dinner: Macaroni and cheese. Some days I mix it up: Breakfast: Toast. Lunch: Macaroni and cheese. Dinner: Ramen noodles. And if I'm feeling really nutty: Breakfast: Macaroni and cheese. Lunch: Ramen noodles. Dinner: Toast. Some days, I'll throw in an apple or a banana, and if I'm feeling particularly frugally flippant, I'll have some White Cheddar Cheezits. Now, I know that some of you are jealous. Not everyone can have such a diverse and delicious diet. Particularly macaroni and cheese when you don't have either milk or butter to throw in. It turns into more of a florescent orange paste, but please, I beg you, don't resent me. I never get sick of it. I covet my cupboard. I look forward to each and every meal and the thought of sitting down at the dining room table (okay, coffee table) doesn't ever make me want to throw up. But I swear to high and holy heaven that if I don't get to eat a cheeseburger with everything on it (even tomatoes, pickles and mustard, which I hate) in the next grocery buying cycle, the terrorists have already won. "Judge Smails: I want a hamburger.. no a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a... Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it." -- Caddyshack
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