2008-06-17 - bear
2008-02-26 - Okay, Now I KNOW I'm Getting Old
2008-01-10 - Of All The Things Salad About Me, This Is The Best
2008-01-03 - Caucus Medicine
2007-06-28 - Michigan In Pictures
2007-03-14 - Various Thoughts On The Spartans
2007-02-02 - The Barrier Stall
2007-01-24 - Omigod, I Hate People
2006-11-10 - Citizen Pain
2006-10-06 - 62 in 770
2006-09-28 - In Which Our Hero Kind of Blathers
2006-08-15 - I Had No Idea My Boyfriend Went to Space Camp
2006-07-11 - All The Nothing That's Unfit To Print
2006-06-06 - I Have Done 119 of These 158 Things
2006-05-24 - Space: The Final Frontier
2006-05-02 - A Woman On The Edge
2006-03-30 - Jerkmates: The Reckoning
2006-03-22 - Grindy-grindy Fuck-fuck
2006-03-20 - Dear Spartans, Part II
2006-03-16 - Dear Spartans...
2006-02-22 - Hitwoman
2006-02-02 - Misty Water-Colored Memories
2006-01-27 - Is Clusterfuck One Word, Or Two?
2006-01-18 - I Give Better Gifts Than You and My Nephews Are Totally Cuter Than Yours
2005-12-16 - Merry Clitoris!
2005-12-05 - So. Much. Food.
2005-11-08 - Argh, Matey! Avast Ye Cruise Ship!
2005-10-21 - Someone Has To Save Our Skins!
2005-10-05 - Meet The Parents
2005-09-20 - I Am Over This
2005-09-14 - Best Boyfriend Evah
2005-09-07 - Just a Bubble in a Bullet Box
2005-08-24 - The Continuing Saga of Hatfield vs. McCoy
2005-08-10 - 101 in 1001: Another Update
2005-07-29 - And the Cubicle Walls Came Tumbling Down
2005-07-15 - How Much Do I Suck At Updating? Let Me Count The Ways
2005-06-20 - ...In Which Our Hero Addresses Wearing White, Phlegm, and the Office Walk of Shame
2005-06-03 - Tom Cruise Is A Shit
2005-05-24 - Split Ends
2005-05-18 - Best Birthday Ever! Followed By Lots of Crying.
2005-04-19 - Throat Hawaii Boy
2005-04-11 - 101 in 1001: Update
2005-04-06 - Anyone Remember Reading Is FUNdamental?
2005-04-04 - Gag Morning!
2005-03-30 - New Apartment! You Magnificent Bastard!
2005-03-24 - Breathe In. Breathe Out. Repeat as Necessary.
2005-03-18 - Break It Down Again
2005-03-17 - Slip To Fate: "All Right Already. Point Fucking TAKEN."
2005-03-15 - Celebreality!
2005-03-02 - Grandma
2005-03-01 - Breathe. Just Breathe.
2005-02-21 - I AM A TOTAL BADASS.
2005-02-14 - I Made Like OJ...
2005-01-30 - Thank You For The Music
2005-01-27 - NotDon -- You Magnificent Bastard!
2005-01-26 - Don Vs. NotDon: The Revenge
2005-01-10 - Fire Danger: Low
2004-12-26 - The Christmas Spirit
2004-12-01 - Eh, Whatever
2004-11-16 - 101 in 1001
2004-10-26 - Blast From the Past
2004-10-25 - Rude Awakening
2004-09-28 - I Confess
2004-09-21 - The Stare Master
2004-09-16 - Smart Girls Do Dumbbells. Lazy Girls Pretend They're Not There.
2004-09-08 - Oops
2004-08-18 - She Bangs
2004-08-09 - I Did What? I Love Vegas!
2004-08-05 - The Never-Ending, Oft-Confusing Saga of the Slip and Her Many Crushes
2004-08-03 - That's Not How It's Supposed To Happen!
2004-07-20 - Crush Overload
2004-07-12 - A Little Lesson In Geography
2004-06-23 - I Want My Orange Crush
2004-06-16 - Tattoos Are More Forever Than Diamonds
2004-06-11 - It's Time For A Boyfriend
2004-06-02 - I'm Standing Right Here
2004-05-27 - If Everyone Else Jumped Off The Mackinac Bridge... I Would Too
2004-05-25 - Update Shmupdate
2004-05-14 - It Sure is Nice to Know I'm Loved and Appreciated
2004-05-07 - Great Balls of Fire
2004-05-04 - We're Not Gonna Take It
2004-04-19 - Make New Friends, But Keep the Old. One Is Silver and the Other's a Drag Queen.
2004-04-12 - Migraine
2004-04-05 - They Say The Neon Lights Are Bright...
2004-03-31 - She Said I Said What?
2004-03-29 - Beware The Dreaded Peep
2004-03-19 - Channeling Bridget Jones
2004-03-17 - Beer Good
2004-03-15 - They Call Me Cha Cha...
2004-03-07 - The Art of Discouraging Suitors
2004-03-02 - Office Cloak & Dagger
2004-02-25 - Office Ninja
2004-02-23 - A Drive to Distraction...And Then Depression
2004-02-18 - We're Dropping Bombs
2004-02-17 - About... To Kill... The Phone
2004-02-09 - How To Deal
2004-02-04 - Angry
2004-01-27 - Match in the Gas Tank
2004-01-23 - Stella Got Her Groove Back
2004-01-16 - The Last Few Cheerios in a Bowl of Milk
2004-01-12 - The Pelican Grief
2004-01-02 - For Fuck's Sake, Can I Be Healthy For ONE Second, Please?
2003-12-28 - I Fought The Flu, And The Flu Won
2003-12-21 - Flu. Bad.
2003-12-15 - Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago
2003-12-11 - Not Actually A Prop
2003-12-02 - A Thanksgiving of Firsts
2003-11-24 - Grinch
2003-11-18 - Uggly
2003-11-09 - Aptitude
2003-11-05 - Merry Christmas!/Your Gift is Hit or Miss/It's a Poem
2003-11-03 - Sauced: Redefined
2003-10-30 - Even Hokier In Person
2003-10-25 - The Most Gigantic Cold Sore This Side of an Icicle Through the Skull
2003-10-24 - If Wishes Were Horses, Then I'd Be Knee-Deep in Horse Shit
2003-10-22 - How the Mighty Have Fallen, Or: How I totally Took a Header and Hurt the Shit Out of Myself
2003-10-17 - Perfect Day
2003-10-10 - A Dragonfly in Amber
2003-10-09 - What To Do...
2003-10-08 - Why You Gotta Keep Axeing Me That? (The Sequel)
2003-10-07 - What's It To You?
2003-10-06 - Tempted by the Fruit of Another
2003-10-03 - Brain Cells Come and Brain Cells Go, But Fat Cells Live Forever
2003-10-02 - Much Ado About Not Jumping Billy Campbell When I Had the Chance
2003-09-25 - Size 10... We Meet Again. How ARE You?! It's Been Forev!
2003-09-22 - The Fire Down From the Mountain
2003-09-17 - A Little Bit of Everything
2003-09-10 - Say You Will
2003-09-03 - Let Me Count the Ways... In Which I Want to Hurt My Boss
2003-08-30 - Always a Bridesmaid
2003-08-25 - I Guess I Just Wanda Dance
2003-08-20 - Don't Be Fooled by the Mox That I Got
2003-08-18 - TSA Really Stands for "Totally Scandelous Analyst"
2003-08-10 - Halle Crap! That Was a Good One!
2003-08-05 - Take This Job and Love it. NOW!
2003-08-02 - My Name's Not Susan. But Your's Is! I Think.
2003-07-30 - America: Kicking British Ass Since 1776
2003-07-23 - NotDon Strikes Again
2003-07-22 - Hold the Pickles, Hold the Lettuce, Oh My God, Just Forget It
2003-07-21 - Righty Slighty, Lefty Largey
2003-07-15 - Book Me, Danno
2003-07-10 - Marry Me, Johnny Depp
2003-07-05 - All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a ... Leg
2003-07-03 - Somewhere Over The Rainbow Trout
2003-06-24 - My Vacation in Conversation, Part I
2003-06-10 - Oh... Mom!
2003-06-09 - A Rainy Day All Around
2003-06-07 - The Ideal Female
2003-06-06 - Slam Poetry is Cathartic
2003-06-05 - Better Than The Smoking Gun
2003-06-04 - Slip: Reloaded
2003-06-02 - It's About Time
2003-05-29 - I'm In Depression. Get Me Outta Here!
2003-05-26 - Don't Gimme No Booze, and Keep Your Lips to Yourself
2003-05-21 - The Malignant Spot on an Otherwise Benign Day
2003-05-20 - The Truffle Shuffle
2003-05-19 - Searching For Holly Golightly
2003-05-15 - If I Don't Get to Eat a Burger At Least One Time This Week, the Terrorists Have Already Won
2003-05-13 - "Cars" Spelled Backward is "Srac"
2003-05-06 - I Can't Talk Right Now, I'm Busy Having An Epiphany
2003-05-05 - Midas With a Crap Touch
2003-05-02 - I Love Love
2003-04-29 - Anything You Can Do, I Can Do, Beckham
2003-04-24 - Slip's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Year
2003-04-22 - Get Out!
2003-04-15 - Something You May Not Know
2003-04-14 - The Roof Is On Fire
2003-04-10 - Our Bats Are Bigger
2003-04-09 - Kelly Clarkson's Career Is So Huge!
2003-04-06 - Crazy Little Thing Called Duchov
2003-04-02 - Dr. No is an Evil Genius
2003-03-31 - What Do I Do? I'm a Writer.
2003-03-26 - My Lunch With David Duchovny
2003-03-26 - The Pepsi Are You Freaking Kidding Me? Challenge
2003-03-24 - Hyperbole 101
2003-03-21 - Getting Burned by St. Elmo's Fire
2003-03-20 - Two Days in the Life of a Soldier
2003-03-12 - I Can't Wait To Get Blown Up!
2003-03-10 - Why You Gotta Rip On JAG?
2003-03-06 - The Cats of NIMH
2003-03-04 - Writer's Block Tango
2003-02-28 - I Do NOT Tauk Funny. I Said Tauk. T-A-L-K. STOP IT!
2003-02-27 - The Life of a Crazy Person
2003-02-25 - Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for Hookers. (Still.)
2003-02-24 - Another Saturday Night...
2003-02-20 - Once More, With Peeling
2003-02-20 - Dr. Waxinghomesick (Or, How I Learned To Start Whining And Hate California)
2003-02-18 - The Top 46 Reasons You Should Have Watched "The X-Files"
2003-02-16 - Friends Don't Let Friends Watch "Dare Devil"
2003-02-10 - Losing My Funny
2003-02-06 - Hey Cherry Tree, Come 'ere, I Gotta Axe You Something
2003-02-03 - Originality is the Art of Concealing Your Sources
2003-01-23 - Stop! In the Name of Flub...
2003-01-22 - The Top Ten Things I Hate About Air Travel
2003-01-19 - Everything Will Work Out: A Mantra (Repeat as Necessary)
2003-01-15 - Jarred Peaches and Orange Softballs
2003-01-07 - Employment Is For Conformists
2003-01-06 - Say What?
2002-12-18 - The Left Side of My Face
2002-12-16 - I'm Ignoring You, Noise
2002-12-12 - Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
2002-12-06 - Oh, Ricky!
2002-12-04 - Like Augustus Gloop in the Wonka Factory
2002-12-03 - Putting the "Colon" in Colonize
2002-11-22 - Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for Hookers.
2002-11-20 - And They Think I Can Sing...
2002-11-19 - Here Comes Fatty and His Sack of Crap
2002-10-30 - It's On in Milan
2002-10-29 - What Pisses You Off?
2002-10-25 - Your Life as an Amazon: An Owner's Manual. Part II
2002-10-23 - Anatomy of a Crapfest
2002-10-22 - Staunchest Supporter. Oldest Friend.
2002-10-21 - For My Eleventh Birthday
2002-10-18 - Dude, Step Off. A Cliff, Maybe?
2002-10-16 - Life Doesn't Suck
2002-10-15 - Sister
2002-10-11 - Your Life As An Amazon: An Owner's Manual. Part I (FAQs)
2002-10-10 - From Phat to Fat: A Statistical Analysis
2002-10-08 - I Am Harry Potter
2002-10-01 - Area Woman Declares Need For 'Effing' Vacation
2002-09-30 - They Wanted Soft-Core... They Got Me.
2002-09-25 - Uh-oh.
2002-09-17 - There are WAVES, dammit.
2002-09-13 - Don't Go Into The Basement
2002-09-11 - Darker Shades of Autumn
2002-09-10 - Who The Hell Is Sid?
2002-09-09 - I Got the Mooch.
2002-09-06 - Mood Swingset
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